Chapter 9

GOOD NEWS! I FINALLY finished translating chapter 15 of GA *tears*, I’m currently waiting for my editor to edit the chapter. It’ll be up soon, I promise 🙂
Translator: Polarbearadise
Editor: FirstPersonNarrator
Li Shang carries a heart full of fear, and finally falls asleep. He doesn't know how long it's been when he is suddenly awakened by the sound of a speaking voice.
"There is a new brother, let me introduce him to you guys so you can get acquainted with him."
‘Is he still sleep talking?’ Li Shang opens his eyes and discovers that Han Dong isn't in his bed, looking up, he sees him standing next to the window. ‘He's probably talking on the phone’……Li Shang doesn't care, he turns over and continues to sleep, as a result when he moves his arm, he touches Han Dong's cell phone.
A thunderbolt sweeps across Li Shang's head, this is the fifth floor, if he isn't talking with someone on the phone, then who's he talking to while standing at the window? Li Shang recalls the person he talked to at Beijing studio, he said that Han Dong has the ability to 'communicate with spirits', attributing to the so-called gods, his insides begins to clutch ferociously. Li Shang looks toward the direction of Han Dong again and his eyeballs turn instantaneously white.
In front of Han Dong, emerging out of thin air are five women with stiff bodies, their skin appears especially pale in the darkness.
"Come, say hello to brother Li!" Han Dong says to one of them.
Li Shang's little soul is scared to death, he immediately rolls out of bed and staggers toward the entrance, Han Dong then suddenly takes a big stride forward and grabs him.
"Where are you running to?" Han Dong asks with his eyes still closed.
Yes, his eyes are closed from beginning to end, with his eyes closed he's still able to move around the room freely, with his eyes closed he is able to determine the position of Li Shang and accurately stop him.
Li Shang is completely scared to the point of becoming empty-headed, losing all his resistance, he is being directly pulled by Han Dong to stand before the five 'women'.
"Listen to my command, rest! Stand! Follow brother Li's action!" After Han Dong issues a command, he pulls Li Shang and introduces him to each 'person', "This is teacher Cang, this is Lulu, this is Zhizhi, this is Jiao Jiao and this is Shou Shou."
After Li Shang takes a closer look, cold sweat starts dripping down all over his body and tears also almost stream down as well.
The five 'women' standing in front of him aren't zombies or ghosts, but they are actually f***ing inflatable dolls! Li Shang is about to explode, f***, it's nighttime and instead of sleeping he's dressing up as God and plays the devil to scare people!
(T/N: Dressing up as God, play the devil = try to deceive people)
When he's about to open his mouth to curse, someone suddenly charges in from the front door and covers his mouth.
"Don't say anything!" The person whispers a warning, "People who sleepwalk can't just be awakened randomly."
Li Shang is shocked, ‘sleepwalking? He doesn't just talk in his sleep, but also sleepwalks? What kind of person did I run into? Ah!’
"He can't be concerned with any matters, every time he is concerned about something, at night he will sleepwalk to fix it."
Li Shang thinks that, this is really the case, during the day Han Dong concealed the fact that he owns an inflatable doll, as a result, in the evening he can't wait to show off these 'goods'.
"You, who are you?" Li Shang remembered and asks.
The man opens his mouth and says, "I live diagonally across from that brother."
‘The brother living diagonally across……isn't he the one who talked with Han Dong in their sleep’……Li Shang once again shows a frightened expression on his face, "You you you……aren't also sleepwalking, right?”
"Are you blind?" he scorns, "Aren't my eyes open?"
Li Shang lets out a sigh of relief, he turns his head to look at Han Dong and suddenly feels some pity for him, "He's such a pitiful man, don't know if he'll betray himself."
The man coldly humphs! "You should worry about yourself, if you annoy him one day, he won't haggle over it during the day, but perhaps at night he'll stab you with a knife."
After he finishes talking, Han Dong suddenly raises his hand and slaps 'teacher Cang', causing it/her to fall to the ground.
"Learn your lesson, you dare not pay the house rent!"
Li Shang: "……"