Chapter 299 - Crazy, All Have Gone Insane (Part 1)

Chapter 299: Crazy, All Have Gone Insane (Part 1)

It was a windy day on the Chuyang Peak.
Jiang Ming called up Human Path Records to check on the Great Demon Venerate, Great Demon Concubine, and Black-Hearted Old Demon.
Great Demon Concubine: Haha, with my surreptitious support, the Abyss has invaded about half of the middle chiliocosms, ruffling infinite realms. Sky Demon, be prepared to be the enemy of all forces. Because of your reprimand, I’ll bring down ruin on you. I’ll make sure you die without burial and that your soul dissipates.
Great Demon Venerate: Ha, what a stupid Yu Fei, the son of b*tch dominated by desires! Do you think I have no idea what you’re up to? Trying to set me against the world, as you wish! I’ll let you see that all your plots are merely a way to help me. I’ll eventually use your blood of desire to wash away my name as a c*ckold. No, this is not enough! I want to suppress the Heavenly Concubine, the Maya, Dragon Queen Regnant, and the Vermilion Bird.
Black-Hearted Old Demon: Yu Fei is such a j*rk. Does she really think that she can do as she desires based on the inheritance of the Saint Demon Lord? This time, I’ll make you the manure of the Abyss. The Great Demon Venerate is getting mightier, and his plot is at a critical point. We must take action before the auction. Oh, my Abyss, let’s rise to the top of the infinite realms. Let’s transform the infinite realms into demonic domains, and we’ll rule over the infinite realms. Our demonic rule, the heavenly rules!!!
After Jiang Ming read through these Statuses, he had a strange look.
‘It’s unfortunate that I have neither seen the Great Heavenly Venerate nor knew his name to check on him.’ Jiang Ming pondered, ‘In this case, the Heaven Court is indeed in a crisis.’
He shook his head and shifted his focus away. As per his words, he only wanted to mind his own business.
He did not have much sense of belonging in the Tianyuan Realm. He only cared for a few, let alone the infinite realms and the Heavenly Court.
Moreover, as a cultivator himself, he had a better understanding of the world’s nature, hence enlightened. He would protect the Tianyuan Realm whenever possible, but he would be indifferent toward the rest.
“Senior Brother, Riyue Changfeng has many visitors, but why were you the only one he invited into his palace?” Phoenix Junior Sister hugged his arm as she said cheekily, “Is it because there’s an affair between you two?”
“Did I not feed you enough?” Jiang Ming was rendered speechless. “You’re way too free, aren’t you?”
“Of course not. What about feeding me more?” A burning flame appeared on top of the Phoenix Junior Sister as she said, “Furthermore, I only eat eggs all this while. Yes, it tastes really good.”
“Do you want me to beat you up?” Jiang Ming took out the World Flame and threw it over as he demanded, “Cultivate properly. The Taiyi Realm is still way too low.”
“This is…” As Phoenix Junior Sister caught the sealed flame, she spent a moment feeling it attentively and was delighted at what she had gotten. “It is a fusion of Sun Fire, Extreme Yin Fire, Stellar Fire, Abyss Fire, and many others. Hence, it has transformed into the superlative World Flame. If I take it in, my bloodline will be transfigured to the stage whereby I can manipulate thousands of types of fire and become the Fire Monarch. Once the main body breaks through to the Great Overarching Realm, I can break through too in an instant. In fact, even the Quasi-Sage Realm would be a piece of cake.”
“By that time, achieving the Great Dao will not be far away!”
“Senior Brother, are you sure that this is mine?” Phoenix Junior Sister was excited.
“Of course it is!”
“Oh, Senior Brother, I love you so much! I think I must bear you a child.”
“Now, go cultivate!” Jiang Ming grabbed and threw her into the Immortal Medicinal Field rather harshly.
Following that, he lay on the rattan chair, chillaxing.
Meanwhile, he distributed part of his consciousness into the chat group.
[Jiang Ming: Ao Jiu, Di Huo, are you two around?]
[Ao Jiu: Yes. Got an estimated price already? I think at least it’s a three-fold, right?]
[Di Huo: Yes!]
[Jiang Ming: You’ve been underestimating my ability as a Group Admin, haven’t you? They are all estimated to be equivalent to five times of low-grade Quasi-Sage Weapons, worth 2,500 points. Do you want to trade?]
They were supposed to be 10 times, but he as the Group Admin shall charge a handling fee. Moreover, he was already kind enough to pay an amount five times higher than the original market price.
[Ao Jiu: 2,500? Yes, I’m all in for that!]
[Di Huo: That’s unexpected. Count me in too!]
[Jiang Ming: If you all can get me Demi-Sage Weapons or Holy Dao items, name your price!]
[Ao Jiu: Group Admin, in my clan, we only have one Demi-Sage Weapon. If I get it for you, my great monarch will definitely kill me.]
[Di Huo: I’d say weakly that I want one too.]
[Ao Jiu: Huo, you should do this. Make an orchid finger gesture and say: B”tch, I want it too.]
[Feng Wu: Pfft, I spat out a mouthful of 30,000-year-old blood.]
[Ao Jiu: Ms. Feng Wu, I thought you’d spit out a mouthful of 30,000-year-old phlegm!]
[Feng Wu: You are so disgusting.]
[Huang Quan: I spat out a mouthful of 30 millions-year-old corpse water!]
[Feng Wu: Yuck! Why are you out to disgust people!]
[Ao Jiu: Huang Quan, you should do this. You should tilt your chin as you purse and scorn: I spat out a mouthful of 30 millions-year-old urine.]
[Di Huo: Damn it, this is too disgusting!]
[Ming Fei: Group Admin, block him, all of them.]
[Dongfang Chenxi: Block all of them.]
[Hong Zhan: I was eating a Quasi-Sage Abyssal Demon Fish when I saw your messages, and I spewed. Looking at this dish perfectly cooked and filled with boundless natural vital essence, I… I… Ao Jiu, I want to eat you.”
[Ao Jiu: Roar! The former Group Admin has finally suppressed his anger and shows himself. Congratulations. You are in a great state of mind and will have a promising future.]